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Product Details
- Binding: Toy
- EAN: 0094922623669
- Feature: Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray Smells like ASS ... only worse 30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin! Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
- Label: Liquid Assets Novelties LLC
- Publisher: Liquid Assets Novelties LLC
- Studio: Liquid Assets Novelties LLC
Editorial Reviews
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
Customer Reviews
Most helpful customer reviews
The quintessential fart prank! by Mack R.
My bottle of liquid ass arrived in the mail the other day. I wanted to try it at home before unleashing it at work. Entering the kitchen, I sprayed one tiny little "poof" and waited. Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night.
It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.
One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.
Have fun!
Truly lives up to the hype by Dennis Duncan
I bought two bottles of this stuff last week after seeing all the online pranks and reviews. I was not disappointed in the least. Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.
The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.
If you love playing jokes on unsuspected victims this is the product for you, but be warned. Liquid A*s puts off a smell that could end a marriage. lol
Just to point something out here... this stuff does not smell like a fart. If you think it does, check your drawers. It smells like ass. A big, hairy, poorly wiped, rarely washed, possibly diseased, decaying ass. It is so real, you'll swear you can smell the hairs in it. I'm actually suspicious that it might not be artificial ingredients, but actual residue from someone's crack. It is THAT bad!
I tried it at work. Nailed the elevator good, and watched one person after another step in, and immediately step out and opt for the stairs. Only one flight of stairs, but that was a blessing by comparison even for the morbidly-obese woman who also opted to take the stairs. Tried it in the office. Thankfully my neighbor happened to have a fan aiming away from my own desk. I heard everything from "shart" to "dead rat" to "they must be cleaning dead frogs out of the vents again." One older gentleman actually went to the bathroom to check his own pants, just in case.
I would never recommend this as cologne.
Liquid Ass is a great name for this product. It is absolutely atrocious. Be prepared to vomit if you get too big a bite of this clear, vile fluid. Sprayed some(6-7 sprays) in an elevator as I got off, and it still smelled when I rode it back down 5 hours later. By that time it had weakened and simply gave me the impression that someone with a fair amount of dog crap on their shoes had just exited.
Recommend for screwing with friends and enemies alike. Spraying door handles is a cruel way to go. Disgusting.
If you are sent to hell, surely this is the smell you will suffer for all of eternity.
Really Putrid Stinky Stuff by Evan Hershey "Person
I had forgotten I even ordered this stuff, so when I got it in the mail, I wasn't sure what it was. However, I could actually smell this stuff THROUGH the packaging, so I soon remembered.
This stuff really does smell like some sort of feces, mixed with B.O. and urine, and perhaps even a hint of vomit.
So far, all I have done is use two sprays in a friend's dorm room when he was in the shower. I closed the door and hung out in his neighbor's (our friends) dorm room with the door open so I could hear his reaction. From the time I sprayed it, it took my friend about 5 minutes to finish showering and go back to his room. He was revolted when he opened his door and was yelling swear words and asking everyone "Who did this?! Who put ****, or puke, or a stink bomb in my room?!" Fortunately, everyone was laughing just as much as I was, so I wasn't accused of anything (I'm terrible at keeping a straight face). He opened his windows and door AND sprayed Febreeze all over his room to try to get the smell out. The Febreeze actually worked for a couple of minutes, but then the smell returned and lasted for a good half an hour more. I don't know how the company did it. My best bet is that all of the employees refrained from going to the bathroom for 3 straight days. Then they all peed in a pool, took a huge steamy crap in that pool, and then waited 4 years until the entire pool of waste evaporated and condensed. They simply have to be bottling this stuff at the source. It just smells too real.
Pros:
- Cheap
- Smells like the real deal
- Extremely strong
- Lasts long
- Since you know what it is, it doesn't bother you too bad. Kind of like your own farts.
Cons:
- You have to keep it a secret, or else your fun is ruined...
- You have to endure it
- The closed spray bottle itself smells bad.
- Wherever you store it will stink.
- You have to use caution when you use it or it will stick to you and you will smell like it.
***EDIT***: I took this stuff to the movie theaters when my friends and I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 (in a zip-lock bag, because otherwise, my coat pocket, and anywhere I was standing/sitting, would stink). Anyway, there were about 10-15 high schoolers sitting directly behind my friends and I, and they were being EXTREMELY obnoxious. ...... :) ...... So, I simply whipped out the LIQUID ASS, squirted just one spray (followed by another, because I got too excited). I held it between my legs and sprayed it backwards under my seat, right in the heart of these high school monkeys. Needless to say, they (obnoxiously) couldn't stand the smell, and it actually caused them to split up and sit in random empty seats around the theater. (It was packed full of people, opening night). Sure, my friends and I had to endure 15 minutes of disgust, and almost gagging, but it was well worth it, because we could finally hear the movie :) By the way, we were sitting ALL THE WAY in the front. Still, even 2 or 3 rows back, people were noticing the smell. Keep in mind, this was in a rather large movie theater room.
HOLY CRAP...LITERALLY
I watched videos of people smelling this stuff and thought they were just being over dramatic or the company was just using actors to try and sell the product....NEWSFLASH...its legit. I opened the package and sprayed one small squirt on a paper towel, held it up to my nose and took a small sniff...at first it wasn't that bad...so i stupidly did the mistake of sniffing yet another time....I gagged soooo bad and my eyes teared up. Of course the reason I got this stuff was to play a joke, so I sprayed some more on a paper towel and put the paper towel in a ziplock bag. I went and picked my sister up with a friend and was going to the store (I was in the front seat, she was in the back) I opened the ziplock to get some air in, then had it almost shut but had a small hole left, and squeezed to rush air out of the bag. Not five seconds later she yelled, "OH MY GOD, SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE SH**!" It was the funniest thing ever. Of course I didn't let her know about it so we got about half a mile down the road and I did it again. She yelled, "Seriously?! I thought the smell was something we passed by, but that was four blocks ago! Did one of yall sh** yalls pants?!" At that point I couldn't hold it together anymore and had to confess. This stuff is definitely worth it!
My neighbor and I by Joshua McPherson
My neighbor and I have anyways been playing pranks on each other. One day he apparently ordered this stuff. He comes dashing out of his house with it in front of him as I was mowing my lawn. Running at me I think to myself "IS THAT PEPPER SPRAY?!" and back up. He comes within a meter of me and I hear a spraying sound. Turns out he got too excited and had the squirt nossel pointing towards his face. It hit him directly on the lips. I enjoyed the next 30 minutes watching my neighbor roll on the ground, vomit, and attempt to wash the liquid off of his face with a hose.
After the incident, my neighbor wanted the spray out of his site so he vowed to give it too me as long as I don't use it on him. I use it everywhere and it is the funniest thing. Smells terrible, worth a thousand laughs. Not that much in the bottle so use sparingly unless you buy a few!
Sends In-laws Packing by Katzilla
I have a problem.... A mother in law problem. She and her husband are the most racist, homophobic and awful people I know. She's currently embroiled in legal battles with 6 different parties and she spends her days being as offensive and contentious as possible. We try to have as little to do with them as decorum allows, but sometimes it can't be avoided even though we are many states away. They tend to extend their visits and spring that they are staying with us without asking. We've approached the situation maturely, but never got the results we wanted. His mother always pretended the "you can't stay with us for 2 weeks right as I am about to give birth" conversation never happened. This time I was prepared... with a bottle of liquid ass.
I crept into our guestroom a few hours before they arrived. I put on our most disgusting stained sheets from our college days, and under them I placed tissues sprayed with liquid ass. 6 squirts on each side. Imagine if you will: an outhouse outside of a chili stand baking in 95 degree heat; A dead cat in a Louisiana Swamp, and the ass sweat of the world's fattest man combined into one trifecta of trifling. It was a smell that could cause a pregnant woman to miscarry.
An hour later the room was rank, so I turned on the fan to disburse the smell above the sheets. The plan was for it to smell HORRIBLE under the sheets, but not above. Something that they would notice too late to ask for different sheets. (We decided to go to bed early so that they could not make such requests.) It worked perfectly, above the sheets the air was fresh, but once inside I'm sure it was like a dutch oven with infected ass.
The next morning they inquired where I got the bed (I am sure that they thought it came from the dump.) I explained that my grandparents had gifted it to me, and my mother in law said "That explains everything." Guess who didn't hang around long after that?
I hope that this will deter future visits, but I know it cut this one short and for that I thank thee Liquid ass!
Prepare to be amazed by Christopher R. Boehl
Trying out this product on the unsuspecting co-worker is rather interesting. Such a strong smell, and not one that is reminiscent of sulfur or rotten eggs, it is more a cross between a rotten dead animal and a fresh bowel movement. It is long lasting and when discipates, leaves a lingering smell that of which can only be compared to the excrement of a large domesticated animal. Do not store it in a lunchbox or desk drawer.............it IS strong!!!
SO AWESOME by Jordan
I sprayed this 5 times in the entry way to our lecture hall in college thinking it would be funny when people walked in to the giant auditorium that they'd smell a foul smell. I should have tested it out first! Within minutes the entire room that seats more than 150 students reaked of the stench. As stated by other reviews it is so so so smelly. Me and my two friends were the only two laughing because we knew what it was. Everyone else was horrified and thought something was wrong. One girl said "I literally think someone pooped themselves" and another girl said "Everyone check your shoes to see you you stepped in poop". Some people thought there was a problem with the septic system. I actually began to feel scared at first but after about 10-15 minutes the smell finally dispersed. This spray is fun for a practical joke in large areas. My roommate however did punch me because I sprayed it in his room while he was working which I don not suggest.
$h!t STINKS! by Tori
Holy cow. This stuff is POTENT. I have had it for over a month and I avoid going near it because it literally makes me want to vomit everytime I get the slightest wiff of it. Definitely works. Bought it for a practical joke at the office, but I'm afraid to use it and stain my office with that stench. Hah!
WARNING: Wear gloves when testing this item! by B Lo
I don't write many product reviews here on Amazon but this particular product leaves me no choice but to author an assessment of my experience. This product arrived well packaged; I noticed no foul odor(s) upon unboxing the item. Upon "testing" the item, I found the smell absolutely putrid. It's been well described in prior reviews, yet I would like to offer my opinion on the matter. The smell can best be described as a sadistic stew composed of (1) rancid carrion that's been allowed to bake out in the open until such time as various species of bacteria have so firmly entrenched themselves that getting within 20 feet of the road-kill would be impossible, (2) insect casings, (3) the projectile vomit of a detritivore, (4) the feces of a terminally ill lemur, (5) scrapings of the partially decomposed corpse of a menstruating vagrant, (6) essence of the restroom in a Mexican restaurant located adjacent to a laxative plant, (7) urine from a diseased cat, (8) the varied contents of a red biohazard bag from a proctologist's office, (9) cultures of a yeast infection stolen from a gynecologist, and (10) some unknown ingredient which makes all the above combine into the most vile smell you will ever encounter. This stuff is overpoweringly disgusting. I am hesitating as to whether to give it 1 star or 5.
My nose will never be the same!! by D. Howard
Just received the liquid ass in the mail...one little spray outside and I am forever traumatized. If you are looking for some really stinky stuff this is your bottle!
Smells like it sounds. by Jaglep
I fist found this product by goofing off in the search box, when I came across this I had to get it to pull pranks on people.
You don't even need to spray it to know how it smells you just have to sniff the cap. Be warned do not sniff to deeply since it may cause gag reflexes.
It smells horrible and it worries me that the on my bottle you cannot find the ingredients ;)
and that if it's ingested you only need to drink water xD
Great product, small bottle with a big pungent odor that can linger for a few days if spray on something like a couch.
I love this and save it for ultimate revenge moments, and crowded areas. :D
smells awful! by Joe Shmoe "sandman42
This stuff really stinks and last longer than any stink bomb. Smells like you have some dodo stuck to the botom of your shoe. i got some great laughs by spraying some of my unsuspecting freinds without their knowledge. I couldnt stop laughing when that smell followed them around all day!! Love it!!!! This along with the fart machine have really given me lots of laughs. It never gets old.
The Anal Prankster by P. Kelly "movie mad"
What a gas!! I got the product in the mail earlier this week, butt I was only permitted the second squirt just a few minutes ago. That's because the first test spray was stealthily made behind my wife while she made dinner. Her reaction was precious and the smell simply cannot be overestimated. At first, she thought it was the dog, then she thought maybe the dog has an issue somewhere in the house. After searching the downstairs, she realized that I was laughing uncontrollably watching her and discovered the bottle in my hand. For the second squirt, my daughters insisted on a demonstration, so they went into the hall powder room where they received the payload. They were quite surprised at the malodorous affront, but this time, knowing what to expect, my wife made a video of the event - priceless. I have no idea if I'll ever be permitted to use this again around the house, but certainly I got my money's worth.
I have had similar products before... but they have always had a generic (fake) smell to them. What is very unique about this product is the fact that it actually has a bacteria-laden smell to it. It truly smells like a bunch of juice that you got out of a hundred sick butt-holes. I had my mother take a whiff of the spray nozzle before I ever used it and she said "That is germs!!! Don't spray that in the house." One spray and it smells like someone dumped the contents of a hundred people's excrements; that was baking in the sun (right in the middle of the room with you.)
Wow !!! Worst poop smell EVER by Matthew H. Behr
I almost threw up
Smells like a diaper and a corpse
Its horrible and amazing at the same time
you have to buy this
Disgusting. by Derek M. Garcia
I read one Amazon customers review on this product saying he had farts smellier than this product, and after smelling this stuff I just have to say, there is something wrong with your farts. This stuff smells like straight poop. I'm afraid to use it because I don't want to get it on my hands. Absolutely putrid. If you're looking to prank somebody, definitely look into getting this stuff.
FOUL! Pungeont and Evil! by Aria of the Sidhe "~
Mind you, I bought this product for a friend (and am leaving a review since Amazon suggested that I did.) and from the package itself I felt I wanted to throw up! lol, thankfully Amazon keeps it wrapped up safely in a plastic (but even from there the revolting stench could be 'whiffed' -- bleh! It lives up to it's name. (Smells of excrement.)
So yeah, for those of you who are into that kind of stuff, I'm sure you will be highly amused/satisfied with this gag.. 0.0
Haha, just my own two cents.
Smelly stuff by Kyle
As advertised this stuff smells bad. After receiving my order I sprayed it a couple of times in the bathroom sink and it reeks. Just waiting for the right opportunity now... I feel bad for anyone who gets the bad end of this stuff.
This stuff stinks... but quantity in product detail is incorrect. by ABBAbear
It's true... this product has a scent that you won't soon forget! It's very rank and sickening. BUT... my complaint and the lower star-rating is because it is supposed to be a 4 ounce bottle, per the product detail. The product is actually a 1 ounce bottle, so I think that I got ripped off with this purchase.
Foulest stuff on the planet by C. Coghlan "Claud"
This stuff is just horrible smelling. Its perfect for practical jokes though! Word to the wise though- Don't spray it on pillows/clothes/cars/anything else you don't want to stink because once this stuff gets on something it smells horrible for a long time! Never spray indoors unless you want your whole house to start stinking like the foulest butt crack ever
Truly this stuff smells just like a huge pile of feces. It's not the stinkiest stuff out there, but the fact that there is no mistaking the horrific smell makes this the best stuff out there. It's truly unimaginably putrid. A+
Truely smells like poop by ditchqueen
We used this in someones car as a practical joke. We sprayed a little on his seats and floor. About an hour later, the owner of the car confronted me and said, "you put a bag of shxt in my car!" I replied, "no I didn't", which wasn't a lie. He bacame insistant and said, "yes you did! you put shxt in my car!" This product truely smells like poop!
Let the fun begin! by Rose Madder
Just received this two days ago, and I have already been creating mayhem like a school girl. I took it to work and loaded up the bathrooms for everyone's smelling pleasure. The facial expressions on people are PRICELESS! This stuff stinks for sure, but it is not quite as strong as I thought. Then again, maybe it is because I didnt stick around long after I sprayed it all over the bathroom. My bottle somehow manage to attack toilet seats and the bathroom door. It smells like a really green diaper or rotting teeth to me. Foul, potent, and totally fun. I will be ordering this again. I am still giggling and chortling myself silly over my stupid antics. Let the fun begin!
I hate it so much that I LOVE it. by B. Godwin "WWRD"
Hmmmmm how do I describe this stuff??...Picture yourself breaking through the tree line after an hour hike. You find yourself standing on a grassy knoll in a field, overlooking a beautiful valley. There's a gentle wind blowing the wild flowers back in forth, and there's a hint of honeysuckle in the air. The sky is blue and dotted with fair-weather cumulus clouds and everything in life is perfect. You think of how this looks like a wonderful place to take a break because the lush, green grass appears so inviting.
As you sink down into the tall grass, a crunching sound is made as you make contact with the ground. You look down between your legs to find that you have sat down in a day old cow patty that was left in the carcass of a dead buzzard. ---yeah, like that.
Yeah it stinks bad! I hate the smell and therefore I love this stuff. Man, I just hope I don't get into trouble. Anyway, the Liquid Ass is great. I ordered the mister but I think the stream tipped bottle would be better. I'm thinking of transferring it into an old eye dropper bottle so it's not a real big deal.
Order wise, it did take a long time for the product to arrive. And, like I've seen in another review, the packers did a little liquid assing of their own in the packaging. Sure, it's cute BUT, this is meant to be a gag so I wanted to forewarn anyone that if you order from these guys and they do that to your package, it is very possible that your joke could be blown early. Everyone knows that timing is everything, except for the seller. A second order was placed for this as well and I didn't know it at the time but it was from a different seller. As a comparison, that package arrived earlier and did not "leak".
The product however is definitely 5 stars!
--@@ UPDATE @@--18 MAY 10--
Although I gave the product 5 stars, I left seller feedback concerning the slow shipping and condition of product. I quickly received an email response from vendor concerning my negative comments. Through email communications, vendor was able to then provide the tracking information that showed any delay would have been out of their hands. Furthermore, it's also possible that the condition of the product could have been due to circumstances not under their control. I am happy to say that I was able to remove any negative feedback and based on the company's quick response to complaints, I will certainly consider them again in the future. I thought this would be important to let potential customers know and am please to say that they are 5 stars as well.
great fun at the Porsche dealership by J. G. Bennett
Imagine how much fun this is when you are in a new car showroom.
I managed to deploy some in a Porsche 928 years ago while waiting on my car to be serviced. the best part was the salesman telling a potential customer "just wait until you smell the rich leather." The look on their faces when the customer climbed into the car was priceless. And luckily the sent goes away after a while, but not before spreading through the entire showroom.
Childish? Sure...Fun? You bet!
Awesome product! by Ronald L Spicer
I didn't really believe all the reviews until I smelled the cap! OMG, I can't even describe the strench. It's best used in foyer areas like the entrance to a fast food restaurant. Then you can sit out in your car and watch the reactions. Perfect for a boring Sunday afternoon lol I can't recommend it enough for the true prankster!
Smells like a nasty farm covered in fertilizer by Michael Hotchkiss "M
Definitely does the job. As a "country boy" I tend to immediately identify the smell as manure (with an essence of rotten milk). To me it actually smells a lot like Bourbon Street in New Orleans does in the morning time. It's enough to make you vomit. Doesn't really smell like dog/human waste to someone who has farm experience, but the smell is definitely nasty! It also permeates a while indoors.
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